Dear Student,
Weed is the type of drug that will be slow to get you and will chip away at your character without you even realizing it. Weed isn’t like Amphetamine and Opiate. Those drugs harm your character quickly, but Weed will help you remain mediocre at best. But doesn’t the carefree personality lead people to feel at peace? Doesn’t mediocrity mean less stress and competition? You don’t need to be the best at anything, Student.
Weed will make competing in the game of life a lot harder, especially for the young adults who are amongst the middle class. The young adult who isn’t involved with Weed and chooses to do all of life clear will make more progress than the one who chooses to stay in a relationship with Weed. But who is going to have the more fun time, Student? Yes, the clear student might be further along in life and standing out amongst his or her colleagues, but the clouded student will have had fun. Which is the better path to travel? I mean, look what’s happened to you, Student, as a result of Weed? Look how much fun you’ve had.
I wonder if Weed makes it harder for people to find their way into marriage and a family? But Student, plenty of people are in a relationship with Weed and turn out to be just fine. Why does it matter if one becomes an introvert and comfortable with the routine of going home to watch mindless television and to smoke more Weed? What is the problem with being burnt out rather than being out and about being productive?
Don’t you love how Weed feeds interesting conversations into the mind that often get twisted up because of how analytical you become when you are high? Oftentimes, you build out false scenarios that aren’t even really about conversations, which leads to confusion and arguments about concepts that don’t even matter. This is all too comical for me and my team, Student. Weed allows us to float weird ideas into your mind about spiritual matters that don’t even exist. How far can I take your thoughts away from your Creator? How often can I push your thoughts away from the truth? Weed helps me to do all of this and more. Weed isn’t a promoter of works, yet God is. Therefore, if you are in a relationship with Weed, you are furthering yourself from God, even though the process might be slow. But what is time anyway, Student? Again, there is nothing wrong with being ordinary and floating through this life without feeling anything. Weed will help you to coast, and there is nothing wrong with that. You don’t need to be great, nor do you need to find your way into lasting relationships. The only relationship that you need to be in is with Weed.
Your Fake Friend,
The Devil
